2023-09-25 14:21:54來源：魔方格
摘要：笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在于在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。小編精心收集了英文笑話故事，供大家欣賞學習!英
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笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在于在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away .
有一場剛過世的女子的葬禮正在舉行。
At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out
到了儀式的尾聲，正當抬棺材的人要將棺材抬出之際。
when they accidentlly bump into a wall,jurring the casket.
他們一不小心撞到了一面墻壁，搖動了棺材。
They hear faint moan.
他們聽到了一個微弱無力的呻吟聲。
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
他們將棺材 打開，發現到這個女子實際上還活著。
She lives for ten more years,and then dies.
她又活了十多年，然后就死了.
A ceremony is again held at the same place,
在同樣的地點再次舉行葬禮，
and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
而在葬禮的尾聲， 抬棺材的人又再次要將棺材抬出去。
As they are walking,
正當他們在走路的時候，
the husband cries out,"Watch out for that damn wall!"
老公大聲叫說：“小心 注意那面該死的墻壁。”
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
有一名男子正走在街上的時候聽到一個聲音：
"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
“停!站住不要動瞅口果你再走一步，就會有一個磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
這名男子停住了，一個大磚塊就掉在他的面前。
The man was astonished .
這名男子非常驚訝。
He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.
他繼續向前走：不久后，他要穿越馬路。
Once again the voice shouted;
那個聲音再次叫說：
Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
“停!站住不要動，如果你再走一步，就會有一輛汽車輾過你，你就會死掉。”
The man did as he was instructed,
這名男子因為曾被指示過，所以就照著做，
just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.
此時正好有一輛汽車左搖右晃地沖過轉角處，差一點撞上他。
"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "
這名男子問說：“你在哪里?你是誰?”
"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.
這個聲音回答說：“我是你的守護天使。…”
"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"
這名男子問說：“喔，是嗎?那我結婚的時候：你死到哪里去了?”
A man was wandering around in a field ,
有名男子在田野里徘徊
thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,
心里想著他的老婆對他有多么好，他多么幸運擁有她。
He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
他問上帝：“你為什么要把她造得這么心地善良?”
The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."
主響應說：“我兒 呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
“你為什么要把她造得這么貌美呢?”
"So you could love her,my son ."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
“你為什么要把她造成一個很會做飯菜的人呢?”
"So you could love her,my son."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
The man thought about this.
這名男子想了一下這件事。
Then he said ," I don"t mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her so stupid? "
然后他說:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你為什么把她造得這么笨?”
"So she could love you,my son."
“ 我兒呀，這樣她就會愛你呀。”
